XDC WAR PIG
Above picture was
taken after Warpig aimed slightly to to left of an enemy which
was guarding a stockpile of what was suppost to be a supply of
dog food. Imagine his surprise at the blinding flash that followed.
We keep telling him
that the extra arm growing from his forehead will give him a great
tactical advantage, but it has been difficult to find a battle
helmet that fits .
XDC WARPIG, Second
in command of the XDC, sometimes overheard muttering something
about "generals" and "judgement day", but
we believe it may have to do with radiation poisoning. Good thing
he was wearing his lead jockstrap that day.
A deadly opponent
in combat his skills are matched by few. It would be wise to reconsider
before challenging Warpig to battle.